Low Oil: Should Help Explain It All...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an
oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to
check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is
located in:

Alaska

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Kansas

Michigan

Montana

North Dakota

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

Texas

Wyoming

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC

Any Questions?